So I was looking at my recent journal comments, and low and behold, I had a spammer on my hands. This one with another c**k-and-bull story that would be plausible, save a few things.
DaveyP FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 9:00 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 1:27am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 3:13 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER SYORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 3:13 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD....START SENDING NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
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How do I know its a lie? 1. A story that big, if true, would be on the news. 2. She wouldnt necessairly get life in prison if she had only "killed" one person. 3. She wouldn't have been tried as an adult, as is she only 14. 4. I just love the very specific times that were put into the story. 5. What the hell is a 14 year old doing babysitting til 3 or 4 in the morning? What happened to her parents? Forget to come home? 6. The end makes is sound as though she died. (Yes, that's the only way she could even haunt someone). Frankly, how long ago did this story supposedly happen? 7. "Torcher" is spelled wrong. I'm assuming its "Torture" that was being looked for. 8. "Inspection"? nonono. Investigation. Use the right words. They're more convincing. I'm sure there's more, but I'm tired. So those 8 should suffice.
-shrugs-
Anywho....
I'm leaving tomorrow morning for a three day savatical. Though it will be longer, given that my book is going to meet me at home, and hate to say it.... but ...
Harry Potter 7 > Gaia
XD So yeah. I read pretty fast, so I'll be back monday somtimish (provided amazon follows through and delivers the day they guarentee delivery on).
I'll write more later, maybe.... talk about the movie, etc, but right now I hafta go clean ^^; so.... tootles!
Marion-san · Wed Jul 18, 2007 @ 12:41pm · 1 Comments |