- Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"
- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
- What would happen if you farted, crapped, burped, and sneezed at the same time?
- Can you get cornered in a round room?
- Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
- Do stairs go up or down?
- If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
- If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano?
- Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
- Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible?
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