Life Is Better With Something Witty To Say

[hirai]

Here's a place to post all sorts of quotes because hey, who doesn't love a good quote? Well maybe clay pigeons don't, because "clay pigeons are ********!"  

[Captain Saru]

"My name is Pierre. I come from Paris. I have come to have sex with your family."  

[hirai]

"This bloke who pinned a note on a door, saying "Hang on a minute!" But in German, so: 'Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religione!' He was from everywhere."  

[Captain Saru]

"Get your tongue out of my egg!" -Me, shouting at my mommy  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

if you feel froggy...jump  

[[ Hippoman ]]

"Your giving me thoughtless socks!" - I said that to my mom.  

[JTN]

"You're wearing two different coloured socks."

"Yes, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness."  

[Captain Saru]

"I like your socks."
"Thanks, I have a pair just like it in my drawer."

That's what I say when anyone comments on me wearing two different colored socks.  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

1 million hail marys don't add up to 1 oh, s**t!....told to me by a former catholic  

[Nero Lazer Android]

"Why don't you shut up?" - I say that sometimes to my older brother, when he acts like an idiot.  

[Captain Saru]

"Can it, Tuna."

I say that to my friend, whose nickname is Fishboy, when he's being a total idiot. Which happens a lot.  

[hirai]

"Forgive me father, for I did an original sin, I poked a badger with a spoon"
"Ah, I've never heard of that one before, 5 hail mary's and two hello dolly's, alright."  

[Captain Saru]

"Are you deaf?"
"It's Groban, I'm allowed to do that."

-Hippo and his daddy, after Hippo decided to blast the car radio when le Josh came on.  

[[ Hippoman ]]

"I didn't do it, I was in the bathroom when it happened!" - My friend when something bad happens. (I have a diffrent friend nick-named Fishboy! An I don't know who you're talking about.)  

[Nero Lazer Android]

"I had enough of these mother ***king snakes on this mother ***king plane!" - My older brother told me that joke. If anyone has ever watched, Snakes on a Plane, this quote might sound a little familar, with out the words, mother or ***king.