Calling All christians

[actsofanewapostle]

I was wondering how many pentecostalgaians there are. Vote and post to let me know. maybe we can form a guild!

There was a little boy and a little girl in a second grade class. The teacher was trying to dissprove intelligent design. She said to the little boy,

"Billy, look out the window at the bird. Do you see God in that bird?"
-"No."
"And look at the grass. Do you see God in the grass?"
-"No."
"And look at the sky. Do you see God in the sky?"
-"No."
"Then if you can't see God in those things, he must not exist in those things."

The little girl spoke up: "Teacher can I ask Billy a question?" she replied, "Sure."

"Billy, look at our teacher. Can you see the brain in our teacher?"
-"No."
"Then according to her, if you can't see the brain in her, then it must not exist in her."

Smart little girl.  

[actsofanewapostle]

When I first heard that I thought it was so cute...something i would say, only now, at 17, not in second grade!!!  

[Iron_Felix]

I love word plays like that. Thats a really good one, I have to remember that one.  

[actsofanewapostle]

isn't i, tho? i just about died when i heard it the first time I was like this: rofl  

[Iron_Felix]

There are a few good ones... Damn, I cant remember any right now. Ill try and remember some for later.  

[actsofanewapostle]

ooo b sure to post them when you remember heart  

[Iron_Felix]

I will, trust me. Theres one in an email that I'll get my friend to send me next time I see him.  

[actsofanewapostle]

ko ^-^  

[Swordsman of God]

I am saved by the Grace of God dieing for all who would sreach for him  

[actsofanewapostle]

Jesus te ama, no?  

[Iron_Felix]

I only know a little Spanish, and trying to answer you in said language wouldnt do anything any justice.  

[Swordsman of God]

Calling alll Jesus Freaks to the Jesus Freak Guild.... If you want to join then pm me and we can get together and talk about you....  

[Iron_Felix]

Isnt that spamming/advertising? And against the rules?  

[KanadajinGaijin]

Hee! Now there's a defense in God's name I can appreciate. Props to that little girl, that's impressive for one so young, standing up for her beliefs to an authority figure. There's a religious one I might be able to respect. ^_^  

[Iron_Felix]

You dont respect religious people? What about John Paul II? He did great things.