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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:45 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:48 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:29 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:33 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:36 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:02 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:28 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:21 pm
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Hmm. I have a lot of dreams. But I guess I'll tell you a bit of an interesting one...well, to me it's interesting. But anyway.
My brother was getting arrested for giving me alcohol, so we both ran out into the parking lot and stole a car, then we crashed it into a tree in the woods. After that we started running, and my Aunt caught us.
Aunt: "JARED! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR GIVING ALEX ALCOHOL!!!" Me: "But Aunt Cindy! It was only a pina colada!!!" Aunt: "Oh, that's okay then."
Suddenly I got turned into a dog, and I was in a cell at the bottom of some kind of well. Then I was going up some kind of lift with some lady, then we went down a slide that led through the cieling of a building where I came down and kicked a lady in the face for some reason.
After that, I was transported to my house, I was still a dog, and there was a dog fight down the street. I went to investigate and I saw a gray wolf there.
Gray wolf:"We need to run away."
So we went to a hugggeee highway.
Me: "BUT BUT BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY FOR CHIPS!!!!!"
And then suddenly we were in the woods again, and there were dead dogs everywhere.
Gray Wolf:"Alex....are you a cannibal...?"
THE END
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:06 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:19 pm
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3CheersFor.Sweet.Revenga Hmm. I have a lot of dreams. But I guess I'll tell you a bit of an interesting one...well, to me it's interesting. But anyway.
My brother was getting arrested for giving me alcohol, so we both ran out into the parking lot and stole a car, then we crashed it into a tree in the woods. After that we started running, and my Aunt caught us.
Aunt: "JARED! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR GIVING ALEX ALCOHOL!!!" Me: "But Aunt Cindy! It was only a pina colada!!!" Aunt: "Oh, that's okay then."
Suddenly I got turned into a dog, and I was in a cell at the bottom of some kind of well. Then I was going up some kind of lift with some lady, then we went down a slide that led through the cieling of a building where I came down and kicked a lady in the face for some reason.
After that, I was transported to my house, I was still a dog, and there was a dog fight down the street. I went to investigate and I saw a gray wolf there.
Gray wolf:"We need to run away."
So we went to a hugggeee highway.
Me: "BUT BUT BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY FOR CHIPS!!!!!"
And then suddenly we were in the woods again, and there were dead dogs everywhere.
Gray Wolf:"Alex....are you a cannibal...?"
THE END Nhahahahaha Intresting dream I didn't see that coming nhahahaha
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:46 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:23 pm
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I feel like sharing another one.
Vin Diesel was in our house and he was trying to kill me and my sister. My sister somehow became 4 years old again, but whatever. So he chased us around the house for a while, then he cornered my sister in the closet and he had a knife. So before he killed her he was like,"SHANK!" and then he stabbed her. Then he started chasing me, and I ran outside, he caught me, yelled "SHANK!" and stabbed me.
After that it switched to Vin Diesel capturing all of the superheroes. For some reason he caught me and put me in a yellow helicopter, then he threw me in a dark cell with talking raccoons.... Then the talking raccoons let me out and then I was at home again sitting on a stool in the kitchen doing nothing. My dad came in, stared at me and went,"Why aren't you doing your trigonemetry?" I just shrugged, and he pushed me off the chair and started hitting me with it. Then he started crying and he was like "WHY? WHY? WHY?!?!" and he got a glass and threw it at my head.
It was actually kind of funny when he hit me with the chair.
THE END.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:30 am
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:10 am
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:45 am
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