i went into a panic and i bought...

[chessiejo]

okay this is an alphabet game like the picnic one, but with the twist that instead of enjoying yourself, you are filled with dread and anxiety for whatevr reason.

so what would you get, if that were your condition?

for letter "a" i choose:

armaments  

[xUltra Violetx]

B-Baracades  

[chessiejo]

c- cryptocommunication devices  

[Flying Squiddle]

D - Dramamine  

[xUltra Violetx]

E-Electric Fence  

[chessiejo]

F- fences


big high ones
with razor wire  

[SilverDream]

G: gas masks  

[Flying Squiddle]

H - Hamster-powered electric generator

(Well, how else am I going to run my computer when the electrical grid goes out? Sheesh. Can't expect me to go cold turkey.)  

[Aurora Sing]

I-Information (about the enemy...you must keep your friends close and your enemies closer)  

[Flying Squiddle]

J - "Jesus Has Returned. Everybody look busy!" pickets.

(and perhaps a big, wooden crate to stand on as I rant and rave in further detail. Nothing like a coming apocalypse to inspire unintelligible street-corner ranting...)  

[Aurora Sing]

K-Killer Dogs  

[Flying Squiddle]

L - Lemurs. Killer ones. To protect me from said killer dogs.

*cringes in a corner, hissing*

(What? Lemurs can be vicious. I bet.

Damn, it's too early in the morning for me.

I should caffeinate first.)  

[chessiejo]

mongooses

mongeese?

evil ones of course.  

[Flying Squiddle]

N - Nuclear missile launchers.

(I dunno. Those evil mongeeses can be a handful...)

By the way, Chessiejo, I can't PM you. It won't let me, anyway. Got your order done. I tried titling a trade "Your PMs are Disabled" and sending it to you, but I never notice the titles on trades, so who knows.

Enable your PMs so I can send you yer critter!

And PM me when you do.

*launches a mongoose-seeking lemur missile at you*  

[KrazyTerry]

O-Optometric devices

Sounds funky and really cool, but they could actually be glasses (optomatrist=eye doctor). Sheesh. Guess that's what happens when you go into a panic.