Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[Aurora Sing]

Ok. Simply ask a question that you are dying to know the answer to. The next person will answer that question (the funnier the better)! Then ask another question.







*Disclaimer: Answers to questions may or may not be the actual truth razz  

[Aurora Sing]

When is it time to get off the computer?  

[john999999]

never u cant get off ur computer thats sin

why did i say that??  

[NekoNeko_Luna]

because an evil squirrel has taken over your brain.



what came first, the chicken or the egg?  

[john999999]

neither because i say so

what should i ask??  

[Epic Fail Girl]

nothing because the world will explode with the question

When will the rain make the earth flood?  

[john999999]

never

dont u read the bible??  

[Epic Fail Girl]

Why read the Bible when God tells me everything anyway

Don't you steal from the poor so you may give to the rich?  

[ManagerKyoto]

Only when the rich are trying to pretend to be the poor.

Can you see the real me in your coffee cup?  

[john999999]

why the hell do i wanna do that

is anybody else bored??  

[ManagerKyoto]

not on your life

does my butt look big?  

[john999999]

i havent looked yet

why do i wanna look at ur butt??  

[PunctureWounds]

Because you're sexually attracted to teddy bears.

What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?  

[Delightful_FOOL]

42, of course.

Why are the hailstones so big?!  

[Aurora Sing]

Well it would seem that as the percipitation builds up in the upper atmosphere small chunks of ice continue to get swirled back up further in the upper atmosphere collecting more and more ice until the piece of ice is too heavy to stay up and succumbs to gravity crashing right through your windshield!


What makes a self winding watch keep the time?