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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!

1. What do kids play when their mom is using the phone? Bored games.

2. What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!

3. Why are snails slow? Because they’re carrying a house on their back.



5. How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? You rocket.

6. How did the baby tell his mom he had a wet diaper? He sent her a pee-mail.

7. Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they always have bills!

8. How did Benjamin Franklin feel holding his kite when he discovered electricity? Shocked!

9. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods!

10. Why are pizza jokes the worst? They’re too cheesy.

lol

oo that is a good one! rofl

alright , no problem ^^

Cool. For Lilac's Mermaid & human outfits, she has a blue pendant.
I may consider some of these jokes for an upcoming Match Game OOC Game. Other than that, I am back.

As for another Match Game Joke, I'm thinking about doing an Ice Key joke. More on that later when I return from my trip.