-flops next to bonfire-

[Sharpshooter Tseng]

TurkReno

-Looks at Tseng, looks at the cup he's holding, looks back to Tseng.- Er... -Has to wonder if that is ONLY coffee in that cup.- Gotcha boss. -Gives a bad, half-assed salute- Keep up the good work.

What was that, Reno?
You said you wanted to work overtime this weekend?
No problem, I can arrange that.

TurkReno

M'broke, 'cause y'know...uh...stuff happens... Yeah. We'll go with that... stuff happens...

Ah, I see. You refer to hookers and boozes as "stuff" now.

 

[Little Kadaj]

TurkReno

lll Rikku lll

TurkReno

WHAT!? He took that rum from me you twit!
As if I would have icky stuff laying around in a bottle emotion_donotwant
ROOD! That rum is the genuine article.

Twit?! D<
Tch. S'all cheap s**t compared t'what Tseng has stashed. That guy only buys the good stuff. Me, I ain't gotta problem with the cheap s**t, alcohol is alcohol. But now that the left over has it, eh, ain't no tellin' what's in it now....

it just turned black.
it's still drinkable.
not like ur gonna suddenly develop elliptical pupils and become my mindless slaves or anything.
emotion_yatta  

[Swords and Hair Gel]

Little Kadaj

Also, you're the captive, I'm the bad guy. You don't tell me what to do. I tell you what to do. -pulls cork outta bottle- emotion_donotwant

-takes bottle away-
No.

 

[Swords and Hair Gel]

Flower Princess Aeris

-would say something to you but is too shy-
-insert meaningful silent glance here-

 

[Little Kadaj]

Swords and Hair Gel

Little Kadaj

Also, you're the captive, I'm the bad guy. You don't tell me what to do. I tell you what to do. -pulls cork outta bottle- emotion_donotwant

-takes bottle away-
No.

SLDKFJSLKDJFLSKDJFLJ scream  

[Swords and Hair Gel]

Little Kadaj

Swords and Hair Gel

-takes bottle away-
No.

SLDKFJSLKDJFLSKDJFLJ scream

Alcohol makes your clothes fall off.

 

[Little Kadaj]

Swords and Hair Gel

Little Kadaj

Swords and Hair Gel

-takes bottle away-
No.

SLDKFJSLKDJFLSKDJFLJ scream

Alcohol makes your clothes fall off.

OH MY JENOVA, PEOPLE, THAT WAS ONE TIME. Can we move on, please!? emotion_donotwant emotion_bigvein  

[Swords and Hair Gel]

Little Kadaj

Can we move on, please!? emotion_donotwant emotion_bigvein

There are a lot of things I don't remember or don't remember right,
but that's one night I will never forget.

 

[iR e d X I I I]

Flower Princess Aeris

iR e d X I I I

Flower Princess Aeris

Bonfires sure are nice.

*Sits next to it and begins to look through her newly picked flowers*

-brings doggy biscuits to all the new arrivals- Hello, everyone. -nuzzles Aeris-

Ah, Red! *pets* Hello there.

^ ^ -waggles fiery tail- Nice to see you. -gives biscuits-  

[Little Kadaj]

Swords and Hair Gel

Little Kadaj

Can we move on, please!? emotion_donotwant emotion_bigvein

There are a lot of things I don't remember or don't remember right,
but that's one night I will never forget.

Tch, darling I'm unforgettable even when I'm not trying to swing naked on Tseng's ceilng f---- we're just not going to talk about that.  

[Swords and Hair Gel]

Little Kadaj

Tch, darling I'm unforgettable even when I'm not trying to swing naked on Tseng's ceilng f---- we're just not going to talk about that.

I'd actually forgotten about that part.

 

[Little Kadaj]

Swords and Hair Gel

Little Kadaj

Tch, darling I'm unforgettable even when I'm not trying to swing naked on Tseng's ceilng f---- we're just not going to talk about that.

I'd actually forgotten about that part.

thats because it didn't happen. shut ur mouth before i stick something in it.  

[Swords and Hair Gel]

Little Kadaj

thats because it didn't happen. shut ur mouth before i stick something in it.

Then I guess we agree you don't need to be anywhere near this.
-sets bottle where you can't get to it-
To keep anything else from not happening.

 

[Little Kadaj]

Swords and Hair Gel

Little Kadaj

thats because it didn't happen. shut ur mouth before i stick something in it.

Then I guess we agree you don't need to be anywhere near this.
-sets bottle where you can't get to it-
To keep anything else from not happening.

emotion_donotwant

-plots how to get to it-
-scribbles out plans while mumbling-
first i'll need a bunch of kids and then...  

[Swords and Hair Gel]

Little Kadaj

emotion_donotwant

-plots how to get to it-
-scribbles out plans while mumbling-
first i'll need a bunch of kids and then...

Why do all of your plans start with "steal a bunch of kids"?