-flops next to bonfire-

[lll Rikku lll]

TurkReno

lll Rikku lll

TurkReno

lll Rikku lll

TurkReno

Next bonfire, should barbecue some chocobo wings.

Poor chocobos.

Wha'? Never heard of KFC?

Of course I have, but chocobo's are funner when they are alive and so much fun to ride. (OMG SO DONE XD)

....I'll stick with the helicopter, thanks.

They aren't that bad, just try riding one. You'll enjoy it.  

[TurkReno]

lll Rikku lll

TurkReno

lll Rikku lll

TurkReno

lll Rikku lll

TurkReno

Next bonfire, should barbecue some chocobo wings.

Poor chocobos.

Wha'? Never heard of KFC?

Of course I have, but chocobo's are funner when they are alive and so much fun to ride. (OMG SO DONE XD)

....I'll stick with the helicopter, thanks.

They aren't that bad, just try riding one. You'll enjoy it.

I maybe into some weird s**t, but big yellow birds ain't one of them! Not even on my worst nights!  

[Sharpshooter Tseng]

TurkReno

-Grumbles- Someonesgottapoleuptheirass. Makeusinnocentguysd'alltheshitworkovertime. -grumble-

What was that? Did you say you want me to make it three weeks?
-holds hand by ear-

 

[Sharpshooter Tseng]

TurkReno

....I'll stick with the helicopter, thanks.

I don't know, the last time you flew one didn't exactly work out in your favor.
It ended up a flaming pile of wreckage in the middle of Midgar, if I recall correctly.

-insert joke here about it missing that thing you control helicopters with because I am SO tired and I do not remember wtf it is, lmao-

 

[TurkReno]

Sharpshooter Tseng

TurkReno

-Grumbles- Someonesgottapoleuptheirass. Makeusinnocentguysd'alltheshitworkovertime. -grumble-

What was that? Did you say you want me to make it three weeks?
-holds hand by ear-

-grumbles- Isaidsomeoneain'tgettin'laidenough,he'sgottamakemylifemiserable.a*****e.-grumble- -Cough,cough,cough- Ah, nope! -Cough- Said nothin' at all, sir. Just talkin' t'myself about all the over time pay I'm gonna earn an' all the 'stuff' I can buy with it, y'know? >>;;  

[TurkReno]

Sharpshooter Tseng

TurkReno

....I'll stick with the helicopter, thanks.

I don't know, the last time you flew one didn't exactly work out in your favor.
It ended up a flaming pile of wreckage in the middle of Midgar, if I recall correctly.

-insert joke here about it missing that thing you control helicopters with because I am SO tired and I do not remember wtf it is, lmao-

Hey! S'not my fault those damn left overs decided t'go an' try their hands as stunt doubles with my helicopter. D<

( -Pats Tseng on the back- This is why we don't let y'fly one boss. Helicopter had all it's parts, they do not have a 'steering wheel' like a passenger air craft. )  

[TurkReno]

Elena Chan-chan

'Ey. Tseng needs a distraction! Wanna help a guy out?  

[Elena Chan-chan]

TurkReno

Elena Chan-chan

'Ey. Tseng needs a distraction! Wanna help a guy out?

Hmmm... sure! I think... sign me up! whee  

[TurkReno]

Elena Chan-chan

TurkReno

Elena Chan-chan

'Ey. Tseng needs a distraction! Wanna help a guy out?

Hmmm... sure! I think... sign me up! whee

Thanks, 'Lena! Now, 'ere is what you do.... You stand between him an' me, while I sneak out the back. Y'distract 'em -real- good for me.  

[Elena Chan-chan]

TurkReno

Elena Chan-chan

TurkReno

Elena Chan-chan

'Ey. Tseng needs a distraction! Wanna help a guy out?

Hmmm... sure! I think... sign me up! whee

Thanks, 'Lena! Now, 'ere is what you do.... You stand between him an' me, while I sneak out the back. Y'distract 'em -real- good for me.

I'm not really sold on the idea that he won't see you beyond me... (but I'm in it to watch your haphazard escape)..

Ah,

Quote:

Sharpshooter Tseng

! I'd trust you to fly, Sir... no matter what Reno says...  

[TurkReno]

Elena Chan-chan

TurkReno

Elena Chan-chan

TurkReno

Elena Chan-chan

'Ey. Tseng needs a distraction! Wanna help a guy out?

Hmmm... sure! I think... sign me up! whee

Thanks, 'Lena! Now, 'ere is what you do.... You stand between him an' me, while I sneak out the back. Y'distract 'em -real- good for me.

I'm not really sold on the idea that he won't see you beyond me... (but I'm in it to watch your haphazard escape)..

Ah,

Sharpshooter Tseng

! I'd trust you to fly, Sir... no matter what Reno says...

Then give 'em somethin' t'look at!
-attempts to slink out the back.-  

[Elena Chan-chan]

TurkReno

Elena Chan-chan

TurkReno

Elena Chan-chan

TurkReno

'Ey. Tseng needs a distraction! Wanna help a guy out?

Hmmm... sure! I think... sign me up! whee

Thanks, 'Lena! Now, 'ere is what you do.... You stand between him an' me, while I sneak out the back. Y'distract 'em -real- good for me.

I'm not really sold on the idea that he won't see you beyond me... (but I'm in it to watch your haphazard escape)..

Ah,

Sharpshooter Tseng

! I'd trust you to fly, Sir... no matter what Reno says...

Then give 'em somethin' t'look at!
-attempts to slink out the back.-

"Somethin' t'look at"... Well... I don't know any magic tricks! scream Ooh!! How about this damage report that was faxed over? Something about a trashed bar... The amount of gil they want is HUGE!!  

[TurkReno]

Elena Chan-chan

TurkReno

Elena Chan-chan

TurkReno

Elena Chan-chan

Hmmm... sure! I think... sign me up! whee

Thanks, 'Lena! Now, 'ere is what you do.... You stand between him an' me, while I sneak out the back. Y'distract 'em -real- good for me.

I'm not really sold on the idea that he won't see you beyond me... (but I'm in it to watch your haphazard escape)..

Ah,

Sharpshooter Tseng

! I'd trust you to fly, Sir... no matter what Reno says...

Then give 'em somethin' t'look at!
-attempts to slink out the back.-

"Somethin' t'look at"... Well... I don't know any magic tricks! scream Ooh!! How about this damage report that was faxed over? Something about a trashed bar... The amount of gil they want is HUGE!!

-Cough- Them damn SOLDIER rookies. Gettin' drunk an' trashin' places again?!  

[Elena Chan-chan]

TurkReno

-Cough- Them damn SOLDIER rookies. Gettin' drunk an' trashin' places again?!

Mmm... yeah those guys. It's weird how so many of them are dying their hair red and getting tattoos under their eyes...  

[TurkReno]

Elena Chan-chan

TurkReno

-Cough- Them damn SOLDIER rookies. Gettin' drunk an' trashin' places again?!

Mmm... yeah those guys. It's weird how so many of them are dying their hair red and getting tattoos under their eyes...

Wha'?! Tch. Y'know, they're just jealous 'Lena....