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 Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 4:23 am
Just state a situation and answer what you or anyone else would do if it happened.
P1: If the world ended....
P2: ...Then I would be in my spaceship watching it
If a monkey died...
P1: I'd inject it with zombie serum so it'll live again
If I got run over by a unicycle...
Etc...
Yeah... Basically. Ok! Let's begin~!
If you had a million yen...
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:46 am
I would lose it all.
If your house was attacked by a moose.
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 4:23 pm
then i would try to distract it with sugar cubes.
if boa constrictors could fly...
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:59 pm
I would not go out mooning again from fear that they would go up my rear.
If I mooned you
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:09 pm
then the tides on your skin would be disrupted.
if pigs could sing
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:24 pm
I would teach them to sing my favorite songs.
If you were lost in the woods.
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:59 pm
I'd get out my map and find my way home.
If I became dictator of the world...
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:03 pm
We all might die....
If you had one day to do anything
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:50 am
Everybody would be dead! twisted
If I tried to jump out a window?... (<--Yes, that's unlikely. That's why there's an 'if')
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:55 am
I would probably find out through the news.
If I laughed to death,
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:52 am
....I'd be there watching you
If the world ran out of ice cream?
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:57 pm
I'd be eating frozen yogurt.
If flamethrowers started being used again...
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:00 pm
I'd catch people on fire.
If I ate you,
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:28 pm
....Your gut will be ripped open with a hidden dagger
If you made me fall....
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:34 pm
I laugh as you went 'thump'.
If I tossed you a hammer to catch with your teeth...
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