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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:07 am
Man Flu
The condition shared by all males wherein a common illness (usually a mild cold) is presented by the patient as life-threatening.
This is also known as 'Fishing for Sympathy' or 'Chronic Exaggeration'.
When the patient is your boyfriend, he will exhibit the standard symptoms (such as an overwhelming desire for compassion) while simultaneously rejecting any and all efforts you make to placate him.
You: Awww, you poor fella. Him: I'm DYING! You: (Soothingly) Oh, you're not dying Cy. Him: (Indignant) I AM! I have Man Flu! You: Do you need some sympathy? Him: Yes! But no one understands my pain... You: I understa- Him: NO YOU DO NOT!!!
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:35 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:21 am
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