“Rock and Roll: Music for the neck downwards.”- Keith Richards
For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:
Twelve punk rockers drumming
Eleven snowmen a-melting
Ten midgets a-leaping
Nine ladies waltzing
Eight alpacas a-milking
Seven gingerbread men a-crumbling
Six drunks a-drinking
Five golden necklaces
Four calling telemarketers
Three French tourists
Two bottles of whiskey
And a owl in a pine tree
"I won't be a rock star. I will be a legend." - Freddie Mercury
