Corrupt A Wish!

[BarefootInTheSnow]

you can fly, but you cant land..oyuch

i wish i could have a thousand wishes  

[gs_gsd]

you get a thousand wishes but they have to hurt someone you care about

i wish i have serveral million rubber ducks to take over the world  

[truely emo]

ur rbber ducks take over the world, but they kill you first so you
never get to live in the world they create

i wish i wasn't too shy to approach the girl i love  

[Annebella]

you gain the confidence to approach her, but everybody else thinks that you're now really stuck up and vain

i wish that my toenails wouldn't grow so fast

lol  

[gamerguy121]

Your toenails don't grow as fast, but there is a contest to see who has the quickest growing toenails. The prize is unlimited cash.

I wish I could live forever with no consequences at all.  

[homicidal-duck-tape]

Granted but you get bored and kill yourself

I wish that my friends phone worked!  

[flomo]

your friends phone works, but yours stopped working.

I wish i didn't have school.  

[momjessie82]

flomo

your friends phone works, but yours stopped working.

I wish i didn't have school.

You no longer have school but, you have endless homework for the rest of your life.

I wish for a cute, fuzzy kitten.  

[homicidal-duck-tape]

Granted but its Satin's kitten and you are damned,

I wish I had something to put on my avi  

[Ninja Otaku Gurl]

granted but the thing is alive and it eats you


i wish for nothing......