What do you think about the large hadron collider?

[Groucho and Karl]

I say, it is going to kill us all.It is in switzerland, and it is supposed to make something, but if it fails, it could create a black hole that destroys us all in a matter of 5 years.

Your opinion?  

[The Name of the Rose]

unlikely to do so, even though they say it is energies that haven't existed since the Big Bang... that's hyperbole, energies we haven't given to protons, yes... but cosmic rays bombard the earth with similar energies, and the edge of our atmosphere certainly hasn't turned into a planet gobbling black hole.  

[Groucho and Karl]

Yes, but I still think it could like, cause the Big Crunch or something along thoses lines.