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 Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:26 am
Granted, but you only live there for 5 seconds before your head explodes & aliens rob your corpse (or whats left of it...)
I wish I had enough money to have mindless suck-ups... mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:24 pm
granted but one of the suck ups kill you and steal your monny
i wish that the world impodin then exploded
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:15 pm
Granted, but you are the only one caught in the blast, as everyone else somehow got to another world before it happened...
I wish I were 90 feet tall...
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:12 am
garnted but an airplane flew by and cut your head off
i wish elmo had no friends and elmer whold kill him >.>
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:52 am
Granted, but then before elmo died, he came to your house & killed all your pets in the most disturbing way possible... eek (don't forget "Elmo LOVES his goldfish...")
I wish disney would go bankrupt & all their executives would be tossed into the pen for the rest of their unnatural lives! (& I don't mean that fake bankrupt like what happened to k-mart right before they bought sears...)
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:14 am
granted but then a mob of angry chidrin ditroyed the world some how
i wish the forth wall wasint there so i can go anywere i want
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:39 pm
Granted, but now you've created a temporal paradox that causes you to suffer a fate worse than death.
I wish money didn't matter in this world.
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:40 am
Granted, the currency of this world is not money, its BLOOD, oh and your rents due, your dead.
I wish the words "Brony" or "MLP" Didn't bother me, its odd... But i went there once, don't want to go back...
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:04 pm
Granted, but now every word besides those two bother you and you end up going insane because of it. Say hello to your new friends, the Happy Pills!! 4laugh
I wish junk food and other unhealthy foods were good for your health.
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:57 pm
granted but you ended up so healthy, you died because of the lack of fats in the next winter, just trying to take a bath...
I wish I could has A weapon, not a gun, a blade, me liek sharp stuffs... Sharpy sharpy... Burny, burny... Or a lighter, that would work too biggrin
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:35 pm
Granted!
But the weapon makes you bleed to death in your bathroom.
sweatdrop
I wish I had a mongoose! 4laugh
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:59 pm
Granted somehow in your wish it turned me into a mongoose and Im lazy but don't give a s**t of you. So yeah, Me no love you.
I wish for a skyscraper to be on fire spontaneously!
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:28 pm
granted, but it was the skyscraper that was newly bult near your house so... it fell on you house while you were asleep
i wish that the moon grew arms and huged then sun
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:24 pm
Granted, but now it's turned into an eldritch monstrosity causing havoc among the galaxy.
I wish that trees become an army of nature's fury against those who pollute it.
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:38 am
Granted, but just as your wish comes true, you drop a piece of paper & the trees kill you for littering...
I wish everyone hated disney as much as I do... No, actually MORE than I do!!!...
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