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 Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:56 am
Granted, however, you do not then get into publicly humiliating and painful series of events that end up leading you to meet and marry your perfect, hot, would-be wife.
I wish for smaller breast!
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:07 am
Granted, but then you marry some guy that will never love you, & who you will never love, since no one else will even look at you since the reductive surgery you had done on your once beautiful breasts... So you will never ever ever ever ever be happy again... (sorry couldn't think of another way to say that lol)
I wish I were an "Oscar Mayer" wiener...
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:40 am
Granted, but... Well, I don't think it needs to be said. >.>
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Oh, what the hell! You turn into the p***s of a guy named Oscar Mayer! XD
I wish I didn't have a brother.
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:59 am
Granted, but now you have a sister who steals every friend you ever get, so you spend your entire life alone...
I wish I were beloved by everyone...
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:09 am
Granted, but everyone's gay
I wish people wouldn't commit suicide sad
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:56 am
Granted but now They just try to kill those around them instead...
I wish I could understand others...
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:48 pm
now you know to much and your head explodes|
i wish i could cry (havent cried in three years)
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:01 pm
(I feel the same way... But for me its been since sunday february 4, 1996)
Granted, but now you cant stop crying, even when your tears dry up, so now you cry out blood & have to get transfusions everyday...
I wish I could save lives...
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:14 pm
Granted but those lives you save only live for three seconds.
I wish that I could shoot magical ramen out of my hands! =D
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:18 pm
Granted, but all the people who love magical ramen kill you & cut off your hands so that they can have free ramen for the rest of their lives...
I wish I was a 12 foot man...
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:04 am
Granted, but your height goes, down, er, there eek
I wish I had Black Ops
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:59 pm
Granted... But you never get to play it... (or if you meant that you wish you had your own personal team of operatives...) Granted but they all mutiny when you tell them that only you can have a life & the can never sleep again...
I wish The Miz would just disappear, forever...
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:52 am
(I know who that person is...)
Granted, but he comes to visit you in your nightmares, all the while being an annoying motor-mouth who couldn't stop thinking how he's all that.
I wish for the Zone to disappear.
(You may not know where this reference comes from since it may have you thinking it's just another generic subject, but I'll give you a hint: it's from a movie called Stalker and has spawned a horribly underrated cult classic video game series.)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:36 pm
Granted, unfortunately you disappear with it so now it is the only thing with you in the oblivion to which it was banished...
I wish I could win the lottery every week for a year... mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:46 am
Granted, unfortunately with your newfound riches everyone around you becomes mindless suck-ups. Unable to find a genuine friend anywhere, you kill yourself out of loneliness.
I wish to live on another planet
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