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 Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:00 am
Your mom's face.
What is the equivalent of Equal + Pie - Cookie divided by q squared multiplied to the 60 division?
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:55 am
Chocolate.
What is black and white and red all over?
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:11 am
A killer cow.
When this cheese is thrown at the window, will it break?
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:26 pm
((i don't know the correct comedic phrasing, but i think i understood the word trick behind whatever the answer is. the feet are doing the smelling, stealing the role of the nose, and the nose is doing the opposite with the feet.))
only if the window is gone.
are parentheses better than hyphens?
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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:56 pm
(((The answer is: You're upside down.)))
Only when I say so.
Can you ride your bike with no gravity?
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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:28 pm
((ha. thought it would be something like that.))
yes, as long as you have a jar or two of mayonnaise in your left front pocket.
how much more delicious is mayonnaise compared to Miracle Whip?
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:33 pm
It depends on when I when and how I want it to be delicious.
Why did the cow eat the tree?
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:49 pm
because the voices told it to.
do you know the Muffin Man?
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:05 am
I AM the muffin man.
Do you know the muffin WOMAN?
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:08 pm
YOU are the Muffin Woman. ((hermaphrodite.))
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had rabies?
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Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:49 am
None.
If you were visited by the tooth fairy, what would you do?
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Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:44 pm
take its teeth (somehow not painfully or permanently) and put them under its pillow. ((whatcha gonna do now, tooth fairy? rofl ))
what does the incarantion of pizza look like?
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 3:32 pm
Your mom.
What is the name of your cousin's aunt's sisters daughter?
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:34 pm
Ariemea
who let the dogs out?
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 6:56 pm
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