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 Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:19 pm
Granted, but its someone else's foot.
I wish winter was over already...
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:37 pm
Granted, but now it will never be winter again & people who love Christmas are constantly hanging around you waiting for the perfect moment to disembowel you...
I wish for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 more wishes...
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 5:35 am
granted but you become mute and the genie cannot read or understand sign language
i wish my leg would stop being sore
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:39 pm
granted. your leg is gone now. you still have phantom pain, though.
i wish that everyone loved books.
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:14 pm
magic_doglover granted. your leg is gone now. you still have phantom pain, though. i wish that everyone loved books. Granted, but now even a paperback book costs $100... I wish that I could resist temptation better.
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:25 pm
Granted but you can't tell what you want anymore
I wish for no more cancer (as if you haven't heard that before)
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:22 pm
Granted my child, but now STDs are at an all time high. I wish my friend would come back from Iraq. emo
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 6:25 pm
granted. however, he is a friendly, smelly zombie when he returns.
i wish that stories i want to read would come out more quickly.
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 9:59 am
granted, but you die before you buy one
I wish the world was perfect
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 8:43 am
Granted but now nothing interesting ever happens and the world you knew has become dull and tasteless.
I wish my grape vine would grow faster. blaugh
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 11:05 pm
Granted, but now it only gives you sour grapes.
I wish I had my '84 full size Bronco back.
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 4:58 am
Granted, but in order to save on delivery fees, it's been "repackaged" into a nice compact and efficient little cube.
I wish we didn't run out of milk.
*chokes down dry bagels*
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 10:17 am
Granted " as a title wave of ice cold milk destroys your house"
I wish I never saw my mom's trap stamp.... gonk
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:09 pm
granted. instead, you saw her -other- tattoo, which is in a much more private area. and then were stricken blind, with the image burned into your mind for all eternity.
I wish I were a movie star.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:18 pm
Granted but it was a porn movie star so you have 300 stds & only get to enjoy your fame for 3 seconds before you die...
I wish that nothing bad ever happened to me ever again (including death...)
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