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 Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:45 pm
Granted. All the alcoholics lead an angry mob against you.
I wish I could survive falling into the valley called 'love'
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:08 am
Granted, but now you keep falling constantly just to feel the sensation...
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:31 am
Non-existent wish granted! But you need to wait in line for 10 hours to get it.
I wish it snowed in asia
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:01 am
(lol sorry about that... sweatdrop )
Granted but then it snows nonstop & everyone freezes...
I wish I could control everyone on the planet...
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:11 am
Granted! 3nodding
*produces Master Control Module*
...it's a suppository. twisted
I wish my family would at least get along for the holidays. stressed
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:32 am
Granted, but now the 'get along' a little too well...
I wish I could have anything I want with no negative repercussions...
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:07 pm
granted. a stray, momentary desire for nonexistence is then granted. (nonexistence is neutral, not negative!)
i wish that i was certain that the above was correct.
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:45 pm
Granted. Now you're never certain about anything other than that
I wish the real Johnny Depp (in any attire. I wouldn't mind) stood under a mistletoe with me this christmas + tradition of standing under a mistletoe.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:41 am
granted. but it only happens after he suffers from an aging sickness which also makes him lose his teeth and have horrible breath.
i wish that mistletoe wasn't poisonous, so its associated tradition wouldn't be so distractingly ironic.
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:17 am
granted, but ironically, it creates a magical field around itself that turns all kisses deadly.
i wish i owned my own snowboard, boots, and bindings.
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:47 am
Granted. They're cheap and aren't durable... at all!
I wish for a bouquet of roses
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 6:50 am
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Profitable Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:11 am
granted they have thorns that are razor sharp and are tipped in poison...
I wish I was invincible.
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:52 pm
Granted..The actual "invincible" comes and eats you alive! whee
I wish my bf loved me forever.
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 8:17 am
granted. little did you know that his love is of the same type as Irwin's bunny.
i wish i had a longer winter break.
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