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 Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:54 am
He didn't like me for not liking the grayscale
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:36 am
She was way too bright and sparkly.
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:56 am
He wouldn't remove his armor before he went to bed like I asked him to many times.
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:59 am
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:34 pm
He was always cold whenever he hugged me.
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:46 pm
She was always warm whenever she hugged me.
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:59 pm
He would hold me too close and sink his fangs into my neck while sucking my blood every night.
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:02 pm
She divorced me 4 times for the same reason.
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:39 pm
He wouldn't let me sleep in peace because he claimed he was keeping an eye on things at night.
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 3:13 pm
I had to keep an eye on her at night because she is a sleepwalker.
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:01 am
All he wanted for dinner was peppermint lollipops!
Who can survive off that sort of stuff?
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:24 am
Her tail would always cut through our water bed gonk
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:36 pm
glow in the dark tattoos... couldn't get any sleep
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:38 pm
She claimed to be a guardian of children, but I wouldn't buy her story.
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:38 pm
She was too busy with her guild to care about our marriage.
She cut me off all the time.
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