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 Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:39 pm
granted but as you spent all of your money on training, (thus making you poor), you have developed virtually no job skills leaving you screwed for eternity. i wish i had a exoskeletal mecha suit that had a feasable and functioning power source. something like this but without the cables at the back, and add a few panels of armor... 
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:10 pm
granted. it is so impressively advanced that the government wants it, so kills you with toxic gas and takes it.
i wish i could figure out how to phrase a wish in this thread that couldn't be ruined.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:37 am
Not granted. I ruined the wish.
I wish there is world peace among humans.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:27 pm
(lol.)
granted. everyone is now so peaceful and loving that it is absolutely sickening.
i wish that up was down.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:14 pm
Granted because today is opposite day. Therefore, everyone's standing on the ceiling.
I wish that there are 1000 days in a year.
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:38 am
granted, but the average number of years people live doesn't change, so the the world quickly becomes overpopulated, and starvations runs rampant.
i wish that i could play piano.
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:45 pm
granted. problem is, you are about to perform in front of the largest audience. ever. when somebody decides to spring load the key cover so that it slams shut, breaking your fingers. oh you still know HOW to play, you just cant.
i wish..... 42.
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:14 pm
granted. you will now have to watch Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy over and over for the rest of your life.
i wish that i could enter the internet.
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 4:22 pm
granted, you've been assimilated into little bits of data, but you're fragmented like my hard drive so you mean nothing. just a blip on a screen. congratulations, you died.
wish i had a larger xbox live friends list. look me up. Sideshow031
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:50 pm
granted. the list becomes so long it fries your Xbox when you try to access it.
i wish that i could speak backwards fluently.
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:25 pm
granted, but you are the only one who understands you. i wish i had jumping stilts.
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:35 pm
granted. but you suck at using them, so you end up falling and breaking both legs.
i wish that i didn't need glasses.
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:47 pm
granted,you get lazer surgery and it ended horribly!
I wish i could turn my hand into a sword.
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:54 pm
granted, but it only happens when you have an itch you want to scratch.
i wish that i didn't have to go to school tomorrow.
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:57 pm
granted, you've been moved to millitary accademy.
I wish i had pie to throw to someone...
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