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 Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:55 pm
Yes. They rot your teeth.
You kept gagging and fidgeting during the procedure.
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:13 am
You were supposed to be cleaning my teeth, not taking out my tonsils! scream
You took the delicious ice cream sandwich I was craving!
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:30 am
Only because people keep stealing my sugar!
You stole Eternal's tools (you have my thanks)
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:34 am
I didn't steal them, I conveniently found them abandoned and fully intended to hand them into the nearest lost and found when I next had time, which conveniently would have been after my non-return ticket vacation to a non-extradition treaty country.
You took a wrong turn at the intersection of hopelessly lost and misguided direction
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:58 am
It's not my fault my GPS broke...
You broke my GPS!
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:21 pm
I assumed to you were transmitting secret rebel documents.
You thought you could escape. You're next.
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:02 am
Of course, because I just did *gets away in helicopter*
You told my secret location to Eternal!
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:27 am
I got the tip from a source that will remain anonymous.
You tried to reveal our mole!
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Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:13 am
it was already well revealed! it was right there in the middle of your face!
you attacked my dog
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Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:31 pm
It attacked me first!
You're wanted for the mass murder of hundreds of fairy folk
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Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:37 pm
The keebler elves came at me with cookies! IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE!!!
Your breath smells like a jar of Fly Honey.
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Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:41 pm
I don't know what that is...
You made me hungry!
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Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:57 pm
hey, miser loves company
You made me miserable!!!
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Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:30 pm
but your misery make others happy!
why did you plant a virus on my computer!?!?
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Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:46 pm
Couldn't have been me, I can barely figure out how to work one without it exploding
You broke the bank!
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