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 Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 11:13 am
Granted; but you lose all your other senses instead.
I wish for a rubber ducky.
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 12:50 pm
Granted, but as soon as it touched water it melted, forming colorful bits of candle wax.
I wish for a live talking dog.
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 1:59 pm
Granted; but it would never talk to you.
I wish for a candle that would never melt completely.
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 2:37 pm
granted. it just keeps dripping wax without ever getting smaller, so now you got a big unpleasant mess to take care of every day or so.
i wish that sparkles rained down out of the sky constantly.
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:54 pm
granted but you've simply gone insane and have begun to see things nonexistant.
i wish... actually lifes good. i finally got a job, i'm hanging out with my friends and playin airsoft, and i'm genuinely happy. ...
(i DO wish i had a girlfriend tough.......)
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:36 pm
granted. as you wished, you got an extremely tough girlfriend, who enjoys wrestling you painfully to the ground randomly.
i wish that i understood exactly what a "date" (as in the romantically associated kind) is, or is supposed to be.
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:24 am
Granted... Miss Amy Winehouse will be taking you out this Saturday.  I wish I had a longer lunch break.
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:44 am
((gack!))
granted. you now have one more second of it.
i wish every day was Saturday.
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:09 pm
granted but it is the worst saturday you've ever had and it just keeps repeating, getting worse every time.
i wish i had a different algebra teacher... the one i have is a crazy psycho b***h.....
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 1:23 pm
Granted, but the new one is way worse.
I wish i lived near the beach.
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 9:23 pm
granted, but a tsunami comes and sweeps away everything you own, so now you're homeless.
i wish that i never had to do homework.
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Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:41 pm
instead the schoolday is extended by 4 hours and your daily work load is quadrupled
i wish i could help my friends when their addictions possess them....
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:45 pm
granted. you steal the things that they are addicted to, use them up yourself, so that they can't retrieve them, and become an even worse addict.
i wish that antidepressants no longer worked.
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:21 pm
granted and everyone who depended on them commits suicide. you become increasingly saddened and since antidepressants work for nobody you kill yourself too.
i wish i owned a set of Vigoorian flails. (please, if you dont know what they are, google them before you reply so as not to appear incompetent)
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:57 pm
granted. but you haven't mastered their use, so when you swing them around, you accidentally slice your jugular and dies of blood loss.
i wish i was the master of all forms of weaponry.
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