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 Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:38 pm
Because she was for foreplay.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:48 pm
He never scared his candy with me gonk
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:04 pm
Because she stole my candy.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:07 pm
Every time I would see him wearing more and more clothes. It was fun at first... like unwrapping a christmas gift, but c'mon! XD after awhile it gets boring!
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:22 pm
Because her Kiki kitty wouldn't stop staring into my soul.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:28 pm
Her beauty stole my soul gonk
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:52 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:56 pm
He smelled a lot like Peppermint.
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:06 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:11 am
They kept eating my socks
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:12 am
He blocked out the gnomes that lived under his bed and ate his socks at night.
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:34 pm
cause I was bribed by the devil that stole my soul but I actually loved her but then I found out that for every moment married I would lose five gaia gold so I found a loop hole that allowed for the deal to be off if I divorced... and she smelled like cheese
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Profitable Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:53 pm
I banished him to prison, but he kept escaping somehow.
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:07 pm
her maternal instincts were strong. Too strong.
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:14 pm
She wouldn't let me wear her monocle.
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