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 Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:39 pm
granted, but for some reason it only works when you are asleep.
i wish that i could ruin other people's wishes at will.
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 7:12 am
Granted, you ruin people's wishes but find yourself all alone in the world.
I wish that my home was cleaned already.
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 3:04 pm
granted. it becomes so clean that nothing provides any traction anymore, so you can't stand on or grip anything in it.
i wish i was a wizard.
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:36 pm
Granted. But you use your new magical powers to kill people, the Ministry of Magic catches you, and you get hauled off to Azkaban.
I wish cookies never made me fat.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:59 am
granted, but now they taste bad.
i wish that every human on Earth was physically asexual.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:53 pm
Granted; but people have no sexual attraction towards one another. I want I mean wish for a pair of wings like this.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:56 pm
wish granted you get wings like that but then is shot down by u.s jet fighter.
i wish for my xbox live to work
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:52 pm
Granted but the bills are more expensive alone than all the other bills put together.
I wish for an eagle *flaps arm* woop woop!
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:51 am
granted, but it doesn't like you, and uses its impressive claws to tear you up at every chance it gets.
i wish i understood Japanese and Latin.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:07 pm
Granted but you're paralyzed and mute, so you can't communicate back in any way.
I wish my next wish couldn't be ruined
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:42 pm
granted, but you decided not to wish for anything.
i wish that i knew for certain that what i wrote above made sense.
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:45 pm
Granted; but other people didn't think like wise.
I wise I have a pet dragon who would love me forever!
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:29 pm
granted, but it thinks you are a masochist, so shows its love by slowcooking your limbs.
i wish that scientists would create the perfect genetic splicing of cat and dog.
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:04 am
D:
Granted; but "that scientist" didn't help when that was a whole room of them.
I wish that my hand wasn't so shakey >.<
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 11:07 am
granted. it is now completely immobile.
i wish that i had perfect vision without wearing glasses.
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