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 Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:26 am
I was rejected TWICE scream when I wanted to eat him gonk
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:11 am
I wasn't good enough for her... or seasoned enough for that mater/
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:15 am
RobX2000 I wasn't good enough for her... or seasoned enough for that mater/ He didn't swallow... what kinda man doesn't swallow?
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:32 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:53 am
he was terrrified of me for some reason
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:00 am
caught him in bed again with the venus fly trap
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:35 am
She was more interested in beach islands and whales than me.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:18 am
I found out she was a polygamist.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:54 am
He would keep kissing my neck when I was sleeping. I could've sworn I felt his fangs.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:59 am
She divorces people for the same reasons twice.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:06 pm
He kept watching me from the shadows every night.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:12 pm
She didn't let me name the baby Dumpling head. >.<
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:19 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:21 pm
He kept haunting my dreams every night, so I couldn't sleep.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:24 pm
She kept blaming me for her nightmares.
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