Life Is Better With Something Witty To Say

[hirai]

JTN

"I feel great!... ... ... and I don't kiss so bad either!" 4laugh

xd  

[JTN]

"How can you tell if politicians are lying? Their lips move."  

[vi_vi]

"If all life's a stage, I want to operate the trap door" - Paul Beatty
I have no idea who he is, but it's funny. XD  

[ZarialAmeraise]

the best pck up line ever. (invented by davey) "excuse me miss, but i couldnt help noticing how attractive you look this evening, would you mind accopaning me to the (closet, bedroom ect) so i can ******** you without all the other me in the room getting embarresed about there... hight?  

[Lolix Diabolical]

I swear I didn't stab him!....He just ran into my knife.....ten times.  

[JTN]

"I am not a violent person. I'm just a firm believer in the art of Percussive Persuasion in order to get my point across to those thicker-skulled individuals."  

[doodliness]

"Smile now it can only get worse,when it gets worse f***ing run" I kinda made it up in my head. smile smile smile smile  

[GalateasFire]

One of my takes on life...

"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."  

[Boxed Vixen]

fight well men, for this is the day that you die!...they die, day that they die
-meet the spartans  

[Mad Ethyl]

Shepards Pie, Now With Real Shepard!!
haha my little brother said this too me one time.

"TASTE THE CITRUSY GOODNESS!"
me apon throwing a bottle of citrus flavoured water at a friend.

Random Pick-Up Line:
Screw Me If I'm wrong but is your name Delila? Didn't think so!

haha love most of these random quotes!! : D  

[Ramified]

"MOO!" "dude you're supposed to be a ferret" "Your point being?"


I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.  

[i_RaiNy_i]

"I used to keep an open mind, but my brains kept on falling out"

"In the begining, there was nothing. Then God said-Let there be LIGHT! There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better!"

"My name is Iniyo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to DIE!"

"Ill KILL YOU!"-Achmed

"The little people in my head burn buildings"

"I hope im buried next to a straight man"

"There are many scary people in this world. I am 3 of them"  

[demon child me]

The voices...in my head, they tell me to do bad things to you.

I'm just as sane as you are...what does that say about you?