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 Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:14 pm
No, but I might if you ask nicely enough.
Where did I put my car keys again?
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:02 pm
Check in the refrigerator, i think you may need a key to unlock the door though...
Why do shoes seem so important when they only get dirty as soon as you walk outside?
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:46 am
Beacause your lawn is infested with rabid man-eating worms of DOOM.
*ahem*
Why am I even posting in this thread?
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:46 pm
Because the power of christ compells you!
In a fight between the Germanic tribes of the 2nd Century and today's modern goths, who would look silliest swinging a mace?
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:05 pm
Obviously, it would be Harry Potter as he came swinging into the scene on a vine, wearing Superman's cape and his underwear on his head.
What would happen if a totally obsessed anime fangirl became President?
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:36 pm
the quality of television viewing would immediately improve and the US would become a colony of Japan.
have you lived a prior life in another time?
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:12 pm
Well if i have i havn't learned anything from mistakes.
Why do cats lick their...parts?
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:27 pm
because they taste good
Why does my neck hurt?
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:41 pm
Trust me ...you don't want to know. eek
Got milk?
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:48 pm
No, I'm allergic.
Where did the evil mongoose go now?
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:02 pm
to church to confess it's sins.
Where is the love?
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:01 am
in las vegas; what happens there stay's there
How much money do you have?
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:24 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:51 pm
no, ramen dumped me
do you have a mule?
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:32 pm
No, but I'll have a cow if my internet connection keeps acting up.
Does this make me look fat?
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