Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[Flying Squiddle]

No, but I might if you ask nicely enough.

Where did I put my car keys again?  

[Staff Information Account]

Check in the refrigerator, i think you may need a key to unlock the door though...

Why do shoes seem so important when they only get dirty as soon as you walk outside?  

[RisikaFox]

Beacause your lawn is infested with rabid man-eating worms of DOOM.

*ahem*

Why am I even posting in this thread?  

[Flying Squiddle]

Because the power of christ compells you!

In a fight between the Germanic tribes of the 2nd Century and today's modern goths, who would look silliest swinging a mace?  

[RisikaFox]

Obviously, it would be Harry Potter as he came swinging into the scene on a vine, wearing Superman's cape and his underwear on his head.

What would happen if a totally obsessed anime fangirl became President?  

[chessiejo]

the quality of television viewing would immediately improve and the US would become a colony of Japan.


have you lived a prior life in another time?  

[Staff Information Account]

Well if i have i havn't learned anything from mistakes.

Why do cats lick their...parts?  

[Aurora Sing]

because they taste good

Why does my neck hurt?  

[Orangeeful]

Trust me ...you don't want to know. eek

Got milk?  

[Aurora Sing]

No, I'm allergic.

Where did the evil mongoose go now?  

[Orangeeful]

to church to confess it's sins.

Where is the love?  

[Aurora Sing]

in las vegas; what happens there stay's there

How much money do you have?  

[Ethozz]

a cent

do you love ramen?  

[chessiejo]

no, ramen dumped me


do you have a mule?  

[Flying Squiddle]

No, but I'll have a cow if my internet connection keeps acting up.

Does this make me look fat?