Useless Superpowers

[American Dreamcatcher]

Can wipe own nose  

[xX_Random-Soul_Xx]

^ Send Pms to Aurora Sing while her daughter and neice are watching xp  

[Flying Squiddle]

^ Can easily move at speeds of over 3.4 miles per hour on foot!  

[Ethozz]

the ability to play sports underwater  

[Aurora Sing]

the ability to shuffle songs on an MP3 player  

[TsumetaiHinote]

the power to become Visible  

[Flying Squiddle]

^ Has the power to accessorize with anything (whether fashionably or not), even stripes and day-glo orange.  

[chessiejo]

^
can run up huge debts with amazing agility  

[xUltra Violetx]

Can amazingly rearrange the letters in a word to form a new word and then come up with a nifty little definition for said words! xd  

[Naruto XD]

can cash a paycheck in just under 17 minutes!!!  

[chessiejo]

^
can pick his friend's nose

(disproving the adage "you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose")

amazing!  

[TintedShades]

Can open the pickle jar O_o! (After running it under hot water for a few seconds).  

[xUltra Violetx]

Can change her hair color just by putting dye in it, waiting 20mins and then rinsing...Amazing  

[chessiejo]

^...can change her name at will (illegally)  

[Ethozz]

the ability to drink the whole bottle of Dr. Pepper[flavor doesn't matter] in under a minute