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 Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 11:58 am
A flamethrower may be intimidating at first, but it'll be more intimidating to you if someone shoots the fuel tank.
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Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 1:42 am
It is very important to any man skilled in the use of a sword to -not- have six fingers; otherwise a very calm and almost methodical Spaniard will kill you for the death of his father
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Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 5:13 pm
Be sure to keep your armor clean & dry ! Otherwise it will rust and get stuck and you'll be unable to move !
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Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 9:10 pm
A suspicious outfit makes you look suspicious.
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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:02 pm
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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:28 pm
Power armor is great and all but, but don't get cocky when the aiming sights get buggy thanks to some hacker tech.
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 4:59 pm
Don't look rich unless you want more people after your gold.
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:57 pm
When wearing a butler outfit, you will always be compared to Sebastian Michaelis.
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:59 pm
Toting a flamethrower will not make you sell scout cookies faster
In fact it may have the opposite effect
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:16 pm
Looking like military anime pin-up may not be as good of an idea as you think.
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:18 pm
It's not a good idea to stand in the midle of a fireball storm.
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Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:13 pm
That venus flytrap looks hungry and I don't think it cares about your other small pets. Best to keep them separate.
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Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:19 pm
I am eater of faces... you'd best keep that face of yours hideous.
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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 3:49 pm
Flea powder. Loads and loads of flea powder
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Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 12:57 pm
It is best to never get on my bad side, lest I allow my "children" to eat you for an afternoon snack.
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