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| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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 Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:50 pm
Before he could even hop to his feet another droid was swinging down at him. Kay rolled out of the way and jumped up, backing away from the droid...
"Not a moment's rest, huh, Daddicus? Getting frustrated up there?"
Kay ducked another blow and spun away once more.
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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:53 pm
The Jedi easily kept up with the droid, knocking away blow after blow despite the fatigue creeping into his form. Finally, the droid swung up to for another overhead strike and the Jedi struck out at the its saber to set the droid off balance. The droid tipped back and flailed, and Kay slashed across its chest with each of his sabers before Force pushing the droid back.
"Do you really think some training droids are going to be able to stop me?" he asked aloudm panting slightly.
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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:56 pm
Kay darted back again as the droid returned, spinning away, trying to create the space to manage a moment's respite.
"So... The safeties aren't on anymore, are they?" the Jedi asked, ducking another swipe, "were they on to begin with, anyway?"
Kay: 250
Droid: 195
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:10 pm
Felinophile Darth Daddicus The droid, incapable of pulling the woman to shreds, merely head-butts her with his metal head. Felinophile = 90 Droid = 170 Felinophile = 90 Droid = 170
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:11 pm
Felinophile i laugh in the face of danger Felinophile = 90 Droid = 170
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:14 pm
Felinophile this droid needs to go to the junkyard twisted Felinophile = 90 Droid = 170
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:15 pm
floralsnow Darth Daddicus The droid jabs at the girl's nose. Tries to destroy the droid's arms. floralsnow = 90 Droid = 170
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:16 pm
floralsnow Darth Daddicus The droid delivers a roundhouse kick to the girl's face. Brought a big magnet today to keep the droid from moving as it is being attracted to the magnet. floralsnow = 90 Droid = 170
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:18 pm
floralsnow Darth Daddicus The droid drops down for a foot sweep. My tricks are worthless today. Oh well, I gues I should bring my own droid or mech tomorrow. floralsnow = 90 Droid = 170
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:22 pm
gowie2 gaia_star I need to make 3 hits or I'm done for. Hit!My Current HP: 10Droid's HP: 170 - 80 = 90 gowie2 = Grunny, you're a boy, make a splat noise, popping out your eyes on the training room floor! You got a flattened face, you big disgrace, parts of your body all over the place, singing: We Will We Will ROCK YOU! Droid = 10
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:30 pm
Purtie Darth Daddicus The droid dropped down and got behind the woman slashing at her legs as he went by. Purtie = 140 Droid = 250 Ha! You've made yourself top heavy aiming so low! Swings at droid's head Purtie = 140 droid = 195 Purtie = 140 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:34 pm
Purtie Attempts to sever droid's arm Purtie = 140 droid = 140 Purtie = 85 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:36 pm
Purtie Soon you will be at my mercy! Purtie = 140 droid = 140 Purtie = 30 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:38 pm
sachara sachara = 220 Droid = 220 - 30 = 190 sachara = 190 Droid = 160
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Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:39 pm
sachara sachara = 220 Droid = 220 - 30 = 190 sachara = 190 Droid = 160
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