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 Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 4:37 am
Granted. Your face is covered by two huge boobies that won't let you move freely and causes you to become a hunch back
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 6:14 pm
*grants a random wish for you* Your v****a now whistles happy tunes when you walk. ♫ surprised heart
I wish Twilight would just go away....
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 6:19 pm
Granted, Stephenie Meyer died back in '60. But it turns out she's your long-lost biological mother.
I wish for a better Keyblade.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:31 pm
Granted now its better but you cant play you can only watch.
I wish my lover wanted a serious relationship instead of a fling.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:50 pm
Granted. He's a stalker.
I wish for a World War 3 airplane for free delivered to me straight before the war initiates. I'm sure it'd be state of the art and expensive if I get to sell it!
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:56 am
Granted, but it's full of enemy combatants. They're armed and they really don't like you.
I wish I owned Ebay.
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:12 pm
hahahaha granted but it crashes as soon as you get it and it wont recover.
I wish I was like everyone else.
((btw: my lover texted me last night and said he was thinking about asking me out. just sayin.))
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:46 pm
Granted, you know own a Hypno toad
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:56 pm
i wish i had a million dollors.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:12 am
granted but their counterfeit and you go to jail and get raped by "butch"
i wish i had a raspberry.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:07 am
granted but is was a rotten rasberry.
i wish i had a get out of jail free card.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:12 am
Granted but the fine print said "only if you come to the execution room for entertainment for stupid People,and for your Freedom.
I wish Shoop would blow your FACE!!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:12 pm
granted, shoop blows off my face and kills me, but you get convicted for manslaughter
i wish i had a massive army and conquered the world
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:13 pm
Granted, but you died and it all went to hell.
I wish Oprah would Stfu
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:15 pm
granted, but without there leader, women all over the world went insane and began to murder everyone
i wish i could hear coheed and cambria in live concert
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