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 Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:05 pm
He wouldn't let me rest after I had given birth to my baby girl.
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:11 pm
The baby liked her better and she wouldn't let me hold the prodigy
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:26 pm
She wouldn't let me have any alone time with my newborn daughter.
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:10 pm
She doesn't understand me.
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:16 pm
She wouldn't quit hanging around the castle gate.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:23 am
she kept refering to our house as a castle
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:22 pm
He seemed a little.....no, not a little, very weird...... and he tried to sacrifice my fish
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:31 pm
She wouldn't let me be alone so I could read in the castle library.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:47 pm
She won't spread Christmas joy with me and Bob. I even got cookies for the orphans who don't have the money to give cookies to Santa. Then I'm going to sing Christmas carols while getting drunk on eggnog.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:20 am
She wouldn't let me put the star on top of the Christmas tree.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:02 pm
Her pet kept ruining the Christmas tree!
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:28 pm
There were always petals falling down around her. I got tired of always having to vaccum them up after she left a room.
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:37 pm
He wouldn't remove his armor when he wanted to be alone with me.
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:05 pm
Because just about everyone else has divorced her by now, I figured it's the cool thing to do these days.
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:31 pm
Her birds won't stop pecking at Bob or stop eating the cookies for the orphans.
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