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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:05 pm
Princess Zelda21 Her slime pet wouldn't quit bothering my baby at night. i found out she had a kid eek
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:20 pm
He didn't like the fanasty life I was living in crying
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:22 pm
she had a pet dragon she forcibly wanted to sleep between us crying
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 8:17 pm
He wouldn't leave my room so I could sleep alone.
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:00 am
I found out she was a Zelda cosplayer, not the real thing
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:31 am
she had a strange thing for fish...
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Profitable Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:17 am
the sharp pointy things scared me... a lot... no seriously put them away.
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:03 pm
every dinner was like a death match
wait, do we really have to get divorced?!
nah, let's just say our wands look the same that we keep getting confused......
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:05 pm
She wanted to cast spells on me.
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:18 pm
She wouldn't let me have any alone time.
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:28 pm
She got pregnant!!!11!!one!!
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:35 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:37 pm
Her fish was cheating with me stare
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:39 pm
I wasn't interested in dating her.
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:42 pm
She never told me about her kid until after we had gotten married.
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