answer, question

[Aurora Sing]

What is the only statement that would never ever be true?

blood red nails  

[Dammask]

I am you.

If they can fly using their wings, why do we call them gras 'hoppers'?  

[Aurora Sing]

What was the last thing your science teacher said to you?

Scrap it.  

[chessiejo]

hey lookit my brand new Hummer; what do you want to do now?



size 15 shoes  

[American Dreamcatcher]

What did the raptor wear so he could run faster?


Purple roses  

[Aurora Sing]

What kind of flowers would Aurora love to have?

It is hot  

[American Dreamcatcher]

what do all the guys say when she walks in the room?

a caribean cruise  

[chessiejo]

what is actor Tom when on vacation?



pickled tongue  

[Aurora Sing]

What happens when you drink too much?


Aerosol Cheese  

[chessiejo]

what has it got in its pocketses?


used kleenex  

[Aurora Sing]

Do you have anything that I can put my gum in?

knee high socks  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

What kind of sleeping bags do midgets use?

orange sherbet  

[American Dreamcatcher]

What kind of icecream do you use with rum and cream for a really smooth punch drink?

A glass full.  

[Aurora Sing]

The doctor asked for a specimen sample~How much does he want?

Moisturizing cream  

[American Dreamcatcher]

ummm
What did she use to lubricate the door?

Lobster Bisque