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 Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:18 pm
What is the only statement that would never ever be true?
blood red nails
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:21 pm
I am you.
If they can fly using their wings, why do we call them gras 'hoppers'?
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:09 am
What was the last thing your science teacher said to you?
Scrap it.
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:43 am
hey lookit my brand new Hummer; what do you want to do now?
size 15 shoes
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:25 pm
What did the raptor wear so he could run faster?
Purple roses
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:00 pm
What kind of flowers would Aurora love to have?
It is hot
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:50 pm
what do all the guys say when she walks in the room?
a caribean cruise
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:53 pm
what is actor Tom when on vacation?
pickled tongue
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:54 pm
What happens when you drink too much?
Aerosol Cheese
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:25 am
what has it got in its pocketses?
used kleenex
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:19 pm
Do you have anything that I can put my gum in?
knee high socks
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:09 am
What kind of sleeping bags do midgets use?
orange sherbet
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:57 pm
What kind of icecream do you use with rum and cream for a really smooth punch drink?
A glass full.
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:05 pm
The doctor asked for a specimen sample~How much does he want?
Moisturizing cream
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:10 pm
ummm
What did she use to lubricate the door?
Lobster Bisque
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