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I HAVE to post the story so far- (so I don't have to keep looking back ^_^)

One day, Gaia fell through a black hole causing several unlucky moderators a very bad case of bacterial infections which were highly contagious.
Soon, Reality contributed its sobering insight, and shouted, "Everyone samba!"
The dancing continued until the rain began to drown the poor Gaian's pets.
Horrified, they ran quickly to the nearest taxidermist and pleaded that they be stuffed into the mouths of said pets. O_O
But the taxidermist was perfectly sane and refused because he was about "quality, not quantity."
Outraged, the owner of the franchise hurried to stuff the drowned pets.
Relieved, Gaians everywhere realized that plushies, though cute, taste with their tongues.
This epiphany caused a revolt against random comma usage, and the taxidermists.
Thousands gathered, seething foaming at the mouths with steamed vegetables. "Yum!"
It became time to repeatedly say those three words: "Let's start over!"
So then a Kiki came walking about, like a Queen, singing and dancing. She was apparently in love with a cute variety of termite.
They knew it because she sang that there was a erpedative story with puzzling misspellings.
Kiki and Termitey wanted a family so they decided to get a zoo where they got a room.
Oh my! The view was fabulous!
The mood was fabulous as well... Termitey dimmed the lights and tip-toed over to the other chick he had paid to have fun with.
This heated affair didn't last, due to a sudden earthquake that made eating neatly impossible so they just left, feeling somewhat deprived.
Then they came up with an idea for the greatest scam ever.
Their victims wouldn't know what to do with their tacos, so they went ahead and put the tacos into underground storage tanks. This confused many, resulting in a rush towards the only open Taco Bell.
Once they arrived, customers were systematically tearing them apart.
The indescribable violence was reported on Action News where the reporters stood as far back as they could.
Unfortunately, the explosions were close enough to singe their recently waxed eyebrows...

quite sissy like.

(thanks for the recap...its quite helpful, this is the strangest story I have ever seen~well, except maybe the mongoose and 7-11 story in "tell it like it is" *considers reviving the dying thread...)

something strange for

One reporter bravely