Useless Superpowers

[Flying Squiddle]

^can fire foam packing peanuts from the tips of her fingers at speeds in excess of 25mph, but only in residential zones.  

[chessiejo]

^ can forget immense volumes of information instantly  

[Aurora Sing]

^can make anyone smile just by saying "cheese"  

[Flying Squiddle]

(Hey, whaddaya know! I can forget immense volumes of information instantly. Spooky how you got that. O_O)

^can hover 3 1/2 centimeters off the ground for a fraction of a second, give or take 3 1/2 centimeters.  

[Aurora Sing]

Hovering

^the ability to have food brought to her on a whim (usually when she is in a restaurant and after she places an order)  

[chessiejo]

can stand indefinitiely without falling, on a stationary skateboard  

[TintedShades]

^Can find items before they have been lost eek .  

[chessiejo]

^ can park on a driveway and drive on a parkway  

[Aurora Sing]

Amazingly can light up a room, just by flicking a switch!! eek  

[Stained Sunday]

^ Has x-ray vision but can only use it on glass.  

[Aurora Sing]

^the ability to make things colorful using colored pencils  

[Ethozz]

the ability to find heaven and hell  

[American Dreamcatcher]

The ability to create CO2 just by breathing.  

[Aurora Sing]

^The ability to control video game characters movements with a joystick rofl  

[Stained Sunday]

Can generate random phrases at will.