Corrupt A Wish!

[TintedShades]

Granted. But you break you're hip during the festivities and end up in the hospital for the rest of your vacation.

I wish I had enough money to go to London.  

[Aurora Sing]

Granted: You have enough money however there are no longer any flights to London from where you are...


I wish I knew what Analease had in her pocket!  

[Delightful_FOOL]

Granted; it's a ring. But, since Gollum knows where his Precious is, he mistakes you for the theifing culprit and dive takels you, eating off your face.

I wish I had a million dollars!  

[ManagerKyoto]

Granted, but you can not get it until you die.

I wish I were a duck.  

[Delightful_FOOL]

Granted, but the pond at which you feed is out of pond scum and old people to give you bread crumbs.

I wish that I had an all-purpose screwdriver.  

[PunctureWounds]

Granted, but you have a terrible accident using it and lose both your hands, thus never being able to use it again.

I wish I had a Dark Halo! XP  

[Stained Sunday]

Wish granted but you get hacked and loose it.

I wish my key lime pie was done chilling. 3nodding  

[Analease_555]

granted but you used to much lime and it is so sour that when you eat it you die


i wish i had enough money to make a guild  

[TintedShades]

granted. But nobody ever goes on it.

I wish I had a porcupine  

[ManagerKyoto]

Granted, but it dies the first time you touch it.

I wish I were about to learn comdey from Rik Mayall  

[Aurora Sing]

Granted but you get boo'd off stage by being pelted by rotten produce...


I wish everyone was smiling xd  

[xX_Random-Soul_Xx]

Granted but the smiles become scarey and scarey until they look like this


I wish I had a shut up butten for my cousin  

[Pandalover263]

Granted, but you are given an identical one... and then it malfunctions on you and your brother laughs and laughs and laughs.... and ends up looking like this

mrgreen I wish that the smog in my city weren't so bad, and that pollution was no longer a problem on Earth  

[TintedShades]

Granted, the Earth disappears.

I wish I had time for a nap.  

[Just.Got.Wicked]

Granted, but you only get a good two seconds in before someone decides to bug you and keep you awake.

I wish that I could get away from the idiots.