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 Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:53 pm
Granted. But you break you're hip during the festivities and end up in the hospital for the rest of your vacation.
I wish I had enough money to go to London.
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:32 pm
Granted: You have enough money however there are no longer any flights to London from where you are...
I wish I knew what Analease had in her pocket!
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:35 pm
Granted; it's a ring. But, since Gollum knows where his Precious is, he mistakes you for the theifing culprit and dive takels you, eating off your face.
I wish I had a million dollars!
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:39 pm
Granted, but you can not get it until you die.
I wish I were a duck.
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:08 pm
Granted, but the pond at which you feed is out of pond scum and old people to give you bread crumbs.
I wish that I had an all-purpose screwdriver.
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:07 pm
Granted, but you have a terrible accident using it and lose both your hands, thus never being able to use it again.
I wish I had a Dark Halo! XP
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:12 pm
Wish granted but you get hacked and loose it.
I wish my key lime pie was done chilling. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:32 pm
granted but you used to much lime and it is so sour that when you eat it you die
i wish i had enough money to make a guild
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:20 pm
granted. But nobody ever goes on it.
I wish I had a porcupine
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:44 am
Granted, but it dies the first time you touch it.
I wish I were about to learn comdey from Rik Mayall
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:52 am
Granted but you get boo'd off stage by being pelted by rotten produce...
I wish everyone was smiling xd
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:10 am
Granted but the smiles become scarey and scarey until they look like this  I wish I had a shut up butten for my cousin
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:43 pm
Granted, but you are given an identical one... and then it malfunctions on you and your brother laughs and laughs and laughs.... and ends up looking like this mrgreen I wish that the smog in my city weren't so bad, and that pollution was no longer a problem on Earth
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:28 pm
Granted, the Earth disappears.
I wish I had time for a nap.
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:52 pm
Granted, but you only get a good two seconds in before someone decides to bug you and keep you awake.
I wish that I could get away from the idiots.
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