Outrageous Definitions

[chessiejo]

a young cyborg friend of Charlie Brown.


vitamins  

[Dammask]

Things you used to get naturally in the food you ate that kept you healthy.


Artichokes.  

[Flying Squiddle]

Artichoke: the abominable-to-God (but otherwise quite tasty!) genetic offspring of a porcupine and a head of lettuce.

Strip Mall:  

[chessiejo]

an X-rated shopping center?


or a convenient way to convert useless trees grass and water into neon and asphalt



congressional debate  

[ManagerKyoto]

A lot of hot air

Balloon  

[Aurora Sing]

Another great use of latex and helium...ask me what the other use is...


Alarm clock  

[Flying Squiddle]

Alarm Clock - the thing on your nightstand that conveniently cushions it from sudden, early morning collisions with your fist.

Waffle Iron -  

[Aurora Sing]

The device necessary to make waffles flat as pancakes.


basketball  

[chessiejo]

full employment program for tragically tall people



sandals  

[Aurora Sing]

A singles beach resort...

Conference  

[chessiejo]

Aurora Sing

A singles beach resort...

Conference

what game officials do when one of them muffs a call and they dont know how to handle it



referee  

[Aurora Sing]

The guy that is wearing the black and white stripes who thinks he can act like God!

dollar  

[Stained Sunday]

A piece of green paper that (like many things) seems to get smaller with age.

Cell phone  

[Flying Squiddle]

Cell Phone - a mobile gaming device that plays MP3s, surfs the web, sends text messages, and, every so often (if you're in the right place at the right time, and the weather is favorable), makes phone calls.

New Mexico  

[Aurora Sing]

A state that is hotter than the surface of the sun...

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