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 Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:39 pm
a young cyborg friend of Charlie Brown.
vitamins
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:51 am
Things you used to get naturally in the food you ate that kept you healthy.
Artichokes.
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:02 pm
Artichoke: the abominable-to-God (but otherwise quite tasty!) genetic offspring of a porcupine and a head of lettuce.
Strip Mall:
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:54 pm
an X-rated shopping center?
or a convenient way to convert useless trees grass and water into neon and asphalt
congressional debate
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:54 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:27 pm
Another great use of latex and helium...ask me what the other use is...
Alarm clock
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:46 pm
Alarm Clock - the thing on your nightstand that conveniently cushions it from sudden, early morning collisions with your fist.
Waffle Iron -
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:13 pm
The device necessary to make waffles flat as pancakes.
basketball
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:54 pm
full employment program for tragically tall people
sandals
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:48 am
A singles beach resort...
Conference
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:09 pm
Aurora Sing A singles beach resort... Conference what game officials do when one of them muffs a call and they dont know how to handle it referee
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:40 pm
The guy that is wearing the black and white stripes who thinks he can act like God!
dollar
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:32 am
A piece of green paper that (like many things) seems to get smaller with age.
Cell phone
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:08 pm
Cell Phone - a mobile gaming device that plays MP3s, surfs the web, sends text messages, and, every so often (if you're in the right place at the right time, and the weather is favorable), makes phone calls.
New Mexico
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:20 pm
A state that is hotter than the surface of the sun...
coupon
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