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 Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:30 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:36 am
Granted! But then a mob appears in front of you for jealousy I wish I was a dragon 
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:25 am
Granted! After the media discovers your whereabouts and your odd circumstances, the military, navy and police force come find you and brutally kill you out of fear of dragons. little did they know that you were actually one of those "nice" dragons..
I wish that I stayed in touch with my old friends
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:18 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:52 pm
Granted! but a bunch of catepillars thought you were a leaf and devoured you. Then they became zombie butterflies. I wish i had some skittles.
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:26 pm
Granted! but they fell out of your hands and floated in water heading to the sewer.
I Wish i could fly to the moon whee
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:06 am
Granted! but on the moon u explode because of the lack of an atmosphere
I wish for someone to make a wish for me
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:10 am
Granted! But someone wished for you to be in excruciating pain.
I wish I ruled the world!
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:45 pm
Granted... but the world population blames you for how much things suck, and the resulting ultra-violent revolution ends you... messily.
I wish mangoes tasted better.
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:26 pm
JTN Granted... but the world population blames you for how much things suck, and the resulting ultra-violent revolution ends you... messily. I wish mangoes tasted better. Granted, but they are cursed.
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:22 am
dude you forgot to wish stare so i guess i'll make one for you xp Boris_Badenov wishes for a girlfriend Granted! and now you two are engaged!! congrats whee pic of your future wife: I wish i knew how to cook better
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:27 am
Granted! but the food comes to life inside ur stomach and kills u
I wish for some better shoes
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:12 am
but your feet quickly grow too large for them while you are wearing them, cutting off circulation in your feet, killing you.
(whew im outa breath... {INHALES and continues} )
i wish i had a new psp. my screen cracked....
(im buying a new one tomoro but them ill have less than $1 in change)
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:55 am
Granted! but u find out it is one of the transformers so it destroys ur house and everything in it and within a mile radius of the house
I wish that birds would stop waking me up
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:03 pm
granted, but the shotgun you were using to make that happen blew up in ur face killing you.
i wish noobs spontaneously combusted.
(how could anyone POSSIBLY ruin that situation? {{unless THEY were a noob too}} )
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