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Walking and talking. The two seemed to be meant for one another. What sped up a boring trek like words?

"Alright Sr. Sub, got anything on your mind in particular?" Azzen asked marching on.

"Well my father liked to cosplay as the legend in question and my mother was into womb-playing...so here I am!" Azzen said flailing his arms. He then toned the spazz down a bit and seemed to shrink up. "To be honest, that big lizard we spoke with not too long ago did this to me... you see, before you came back, I was actually on the Psychic Master circuit...hell, I was even a Jirachi hybrid!" It sounded crazy, but the words were true.

"Anyway, I guess it begins on my first mission. You see, This relic granted me my Jirachi form...but it had been tainted by some Dark Soul from a long time ago named Hao. For a while, all the thing did was make my arm black and give me the chills from time to time, but upon starting my second mission, things got bad. I started losing periods of time in my memory, and I got kind of aggressive...the bad kind." He took a deep breath as if he was ready to dive into a pool...but he didn't continue.

Azzen walked on and eventually found himself talking again. "That's where I met Anna and Ryu. See, the whole objective of my second Mission was to rescue Anna and her father Genji, and receive some skills from them. From their, I'd take out one of Hao's modern day followers and go home a happy camper." The hybrid chuckled and coughed up some sand. "Well, to make a long story short, Anna's father was killed by some of the bad guy's monsters and I had to escort Anna through an infested city back to her home in the mountains. Ryu, a guy with a foot long pompadour, was also trying to help her out. He came to us when we being chased by a shiton of creeps. He helped us make a stand at his home, but he ended up locking us in his basement so he could take on the fiends himself."

There was now a tense air about Azzen.

"I found out later that Ryu was a higher up in the Psychic Hierarchy... a nice guy... and it was in his basement...for some reason that I can't remember...that I apparently did it with Anna. Neither of us recall how or why it happened and we theorized that Hao had pulled some crap with her soul or...whatever...but.. bygones and what have you. Anyway, we survived the night and Ryu left us. He provided us with transportation to her home. She, being a spitting image of her father...and a tyrant in her own right...trained me until she had Jun...our daughter. They had to give her an emergency hybridization out of the womb from Human-Jirachi to Latias-Human...... Anyway, from there I went on to killing the minion, taking Jun for a few months at Snagem, and more or less committing relation-suicide with my girlfriend. Losing Cry for the first time weakened my resolve and well...Hao took me over entirely."

"I don't want to talk about Hao. He made me...do a lot of crap, but eventually, it lead to Snagem killing me to end him... then his Dark Arceus summoned with the Elemental Plates he pieced back together. I was to go to hell, but Giratina intervened, cursed me with his appearance and said I was going to be a Ghost Master in training...and to Reaping and other Spirit World affairs both here and down there... ever since I've been gracing the world with my WONDERFUL body..." He didn't seem to be joking... he sounded kind of angry. "I one thought that I could see Ghosts before, but now I can't not see them. So does that answer your question?"

"Yeah. I got totally screwed. I mean damn, breathing was SO MUCH FUN and so was bleeding over everything when I was stabbed. Now I have to go and buy red paint if I want that stuff back. Plus, I'd be a liar if I said I didn't like talking to some of these dead people. Usually only Shamans had that ability." ALL WAS NOW WELL. "So yeah, I thought about making it a book, but Days of Our Lives would probably reap one hell of a royalty."

The compass shook a bit and Azzen picked up the pace. "WE'RE GETTING CLOSE. I FEEL IT IN MY DRAGON BALLS!"

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"I get to say that now too."

"Yeah well, here we go! I think we found us a Moo-Raj Towuh!" Azzen did a prospector's dance and ran up to the mysterious structure. "Hurry up Sub, before I get anymore sand down my pants!"

"My testicles could kick your a**!" Azzen said shaking his fist violently. "Dead or not, they're livelier than two Lopunny in a burlap sack on the fourth of July!" Poor guy. "Don't stand there, come on in!" The hybrid held the compass out and darted inside hardly waiting for Sub at all.

"Human sac-- Damn, I already used that one." Azzen said placing a hand to his chin. He didn't own any Unknown so using their power was out of the question. Hopefully the markings were just for show.

"Well, my first instinct is to wave this compass around." The hybrid said whipping out the Platinum Compass. "My second instinct is to read whatever the hell the Unknown carvings say in the event this piece of junk fails." He turned his attention back to the Compass. "C'mon, speak to me!"

"Way to flake." Azzen hissed to the compass. "I swear, you're terrible..." With that aside, it was time to focus on Sub's finding.

"I don't know exactly what there is to prove. We have the compass...I'm part Giratina... we found this tower... I dunno. Is there like some test somewhere?" Great, another snag.