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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:09 am
because pee is too watery.
Why do mushrooms make mario grow?
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:21 pm
Because he thought he'd be batman and fly!
Why are people afraid of clowns?
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:23 pm
Cause clowns are afraid of people...
Who said what?
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:25 pm
because what said who.
why are cars expensive?
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:02 pm
because they can't be cheep.
Why can't I think of a question?
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:05 pm
because you're thinking about starbucks
why does coffee taste like muddy water?
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:08 pm
'cause it's made of watery mud.
Why ask why?
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:09 pm
Why not, ask why.
What dose my computer keep crashing?
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:12 pm
It's not. that car is just hitting it.
If something was misspelled in the dictionary, how would we know?
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:13 pm
oops! the refrigerator would tell you
Why am i craving hashbrowns at 3 in the afternoon?
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:15 pm
BEcause cereal is over rated.
How come sick people need to go all the way to the back to get medicine, but healthy people just need to go to the front to get cigerettes?
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:15 pm
Because it's not good enough.
Why can't fire fall from the sky?
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:16 pm
Because fire shoots up from the ground so why make it complicated and come from all directions?
Why can't elephants do ballet?
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:18 pm
There embarrassed about the tights.
Why am I still at work?
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