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 Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:30 am
You have been banned for misinterpretation. It was not I, but the guard, who through you out, not off, of the building.
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:33 am
You're banned for not putting your sword away when I asked you to.
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:55 am
You are banned for activating three different paranormal portals simultaneously.
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:08 pm
You're banned for assuming I did, but it's really a more difficult spell that requires a lot of concentration.
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 6:36 pm
You are banned for cutting your side open near your kidney, a known sign of dedication and part of the ritual to join the secret assassination society known only as The People. If you're lucky, we may still let you in, though.
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:47 pm
You're banned for not adhering to proper haircut regulations.
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:08 pm
you're banned for not drastically changing your look for quite a while.
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:46 pm
You're banned for trying to tell someone else what to do
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:51 pm
You're banned for not using your manners! How rude!
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:59 pm
You're banned for never being able to save yourself.
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:29 am
You're banned for looking like a Nazi officer... when World War II is already over
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:14 pm
You're banned for carving my pumpkin without permission !
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:32 pm
You're banned for staying in the tanning bed way too long.
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:01 pm
You're banned for not having a shower in a long time. People can see the stench wafting off you.
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:13 pm
You are banned for being the only person in the world to smell a scentless fog.
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