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Tambergal

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:15 am


They divorced me first, make them give a reason
PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:58 am


I could not allow myself to harm her beautiful skin so I had to protect her from my evil deeds gonk

MaronKuzaka
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Nigufutsu Deemonu

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:49 am


I wasn't into chains or roleplay XD
PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:27 am


he wanted to spend more time with the moon than me

Tambergal

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Tsende

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 3:51 pm


She was just too icky.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 4:57 pm


I never did figure out if it was a he or a she

the_hamster

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RicoSuavo

PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:57 pm


had herpes
PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:59 pm


he kept pimpin all over the world (thats a song title)

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Nigufutsu Deemonu

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:15 pm


i turned on the light and found out how fugly he was burning_eyes
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:44 am


He demanded that I call him buttercup and wear a Brad Pitt mask 24/7.
The mask I could handle...but butercup? That was just too nasty.

Beheaded Antoinette

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the_hamster

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:52 am


she thought that buttercup was an odd nick name.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:57 am


is to kinky with that mace for me

RicoSuavo


Princess Zelda21

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:36 am


I don't date pimps.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:08 pm


She thought I spent too much time on Gaia.

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Princess Zelda21

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:26 pm


I don't know why she kept stalking me.
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