What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 8 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:50 pm
Purtie Spins and swings at droids knees Purtie = 85 droid = 85 The droid wonders how in the world the woman scored a strike at his knees, becomes even more enraged once he postulates that at one time he might have had knees (he's a little fuzzy-headed after being hit so many times, doncha know) and swipes at the woman's arm. Purtie = 30 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-12)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:52 pm
Felinophile Darth Daddicus Felinophile appears to be a durable droid eek *looks for weak spot* The droid backs away as the woman squirms out of his grip and goes for an overhead strike. Felinophile = 90 Droid = 250 say your prayers droid! scream The droid jabs his gaderffii stick into the woman's tummy. Felinophile = 90 Droid = 250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-12)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:54 pm
Felinophile scrap metal is priceless at the junk yard twisted The droid turns his gaderffii stick around to the sharp end and aims for the woman's chin. Felinophile = 90 Droid = 250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-12)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:55 pm
Felinophile mad mad mad mad *gives it my all* The droid swings the gaderffii stick in a twirling motion over his head and strikes at the woman's head. Felinophile = 90 Droid = 250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:59 pm
floralsnow Darth Daddicus The droid grabs the woman's leg with its claw and tries to slice it off with its buzz-saw. Did not see that one. I did not see its claws. Droid: 30 points The droid speeds toward the girl's knees trying to knock her down. floralsnow = 70 Droid = 10
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:00 pm
floralsnow Darth Daddicus The droid squeezes lemon juice into the fresh wound. Hey, that hurts! Can you be a little bit gentle?! I'm a lady you know! The droid tries running over the girl's head now that she's fallen. floralsnow = 40 Droid = 10
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:01 pm
floralsnow Darth Daddicus The droid pokes at the wound with its arc welder. That really hurt! But here you go! I've hacked you're system and uploaded lots of viruses. That should slow you down because you need to delete all of them first or else you'll malfunction bwahahaha Droid's life: 10 points The droid uses its buzz-saw on the girl's legs again. floralsnow = 10 Droid = 10
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:03 pm
gowie2 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP gaia_star I'll go down a level. I don't want to rush into revenge too early. sweatdrop Hit!My Current HP: 250Droid's HP: 250 - 55 = 195 The droid goes for a hammer-blow. gowie2 = 250 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:04 pm
The droid sweeps the blade across the ground trying to swipe the creature. gowie2 = 250 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:05 pm
gowie2 gaia_star gaia_star gaia_star Hit!My Current HP: 250Droid's HP: 195 - 55 = 140 The droid tries falling on top of the slippery little devil. gowie2 = 250 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:06 pm
sachara EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 30HP
sachara = 250 droid = 250 The droid swings at the girl with his claw. sachara = 220 Droid = 190
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:07 pm
The droid polishes the girl's toenails quite aggressively. sachara = 190 Droid = 190
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:08 pm
sachara sachara = 250 droid = 220 - 30 = 190 The droid runs over the raw toenails with his treads. sachara = 160 Droid = 190
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:14 pm
Kay9214 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPAnother Droid appeared immediately in the doorway, the automatic door instantly slamming shut behind it. Kay was ready to use the smoke for as ever as long as it lasted, but a mechanical click came from the wall nearby. A soft whir kicked in, and Kay could see the smoke being sucked into the typically smooth and impenetrable walls. Taking every possible advantage, Kay immediately leapt over to the wall, trying to stay out of sight of the droid. From the wall, a series of small vents appeared in the wall to remove his advantage. Thinking quickly, he wedged his saber into the vent and pried at it. Almost immediately the vents snapped shut, but it was too late. His section was coming free. The smoke was also all but gone... Kay ducked as the sound of a blaster shot echoed through the arena... Another insidious upgrade. He dropped to one knee and threw the vent tile back as hard as possible. The droid rushed the man, holding his lightsaber down, and brought it up in an extended sweep over the man's ribcage. Kay9214 = 250 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:15 pm
Kay9214 The vent made contact and the knocked the droid back as Kay turned back to the opening to see if it held any more advantages. The droid struggled to stabilize, being held aloft by only a single primary thruster as Kay searched the opening. Inside the gap, there was only a small duct that he could probably wedge himself in just long enough to get killed. But... In his efforts, the adjacent panel, this one with no vent, had come loose. He only had to too realize the panelling was compartmentalised, and that he wouldn't be able to get any other sections free before the droid was on him once more. He immediately yanked free this other panel and swung around to block the droid's saber blow. As it bounced back, Kay drove the metal panel forward, slamming it into the droid. As it recoiled, Kay swung forward again, and again. He pushed the droid back, then down to the floor. He then finished momentarily stunning the droid with a massive stomp down on the panel, driving it into the droids head and knocking it back into the floor. The droid swiped his saber back and forth merely attempting to ward off his attacker. Kay9214 = 195 Droid = 85
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