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| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-4)
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 Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:39 pm
floralsnow Darth Daddicus The droid rushes up to the girl and zaps her with his arc welder. It might sound stupid, but I threw a bucket filled with water to this tiny droid. It's a good way to make the circuits inside him get short. Droid: 100 points floralsnow = 130 Droid = 70
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:40 pm
floralsnow Darth Daddicus The droid plays a doctored hologram of the girl's boyfriend smooching on another girl. Sorry boss, that doesn't work for me coz' I don't have one smile Anyways the poor droid seems to have rusted parts and broken components. He needs to see an engineer to fix him. I'll be glad to repair him but I wouldn't because I'm his opponent and he might regain his strength if I do so. Droid: 70 points floralsnow = 100 Droid = 70
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 12 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:42 pm
gowie2 gaia_star I'm still alive? eek gowie2 = What is this, gum? GAH! I'll never be able to scrape this off! Droid = 90
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:51 pm
Nia Phoenix Nia 250 Droid 190 "Haha" Seems you couldn't hit the side of a barn! (should I really be taunting him?) she had jumped back to save her newly pedicured toes and now lunged forward lightsaber in hand Nia 250 Droid 160 She hit him squarely in the front knocking out his visual sensors Nia Phoenix = 220 Droid = 100
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:52 pm
Nia Phoenix Nia 250 Droid 160 she then swung around jamming her elbow into his side and she raised her leg to kick him skyward Nia 250 Droid 130 The force of her kick was so great he flew skyward she sai jumped with him in order to bring her lightsaber down squarely on his head Nia Phoenix = 220 Droid = 100
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:53 pm
Nia Phoenix Nia 250 Droid 130 She landed the blow! Nia 250 Droid 100 as they both came down she back flipped kicking him squarly and sending him flying once again Nia Phoenix = 220 Droid = 100
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Purtie rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:12 am
Darth Daddicus Purtie Then again, maybe you won't. Purtie = 250 droid = 195 Purtie = 140 Droid = 195 Ha! your programming is again faulty as you did not score this hit. Purtie = 85 Droid = 195
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Purtie rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:14 am
Swings at droid's head.
Purtie = 85
Droid = 140
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Purtie rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:16 am
Spins and swings at droids knees
Purtie = 85
droid = 85
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Felinophile rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:16 am
Darth Daddicus Felinophile appears to be a durable droid eek *looks for weak spot* Felinophile = 90 Droid = 250 say your prayers droid! scream
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Felinophile rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:17 am
scrap metal is priceless at the junk yard twisted
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Felinophile rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:19 am
mad mad mad mad *gives it my all*
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floralsnow rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:16 am
Darth Daddicus The droid grabs the woman's leg with its claw and tries to slice it off with its buzz-saw. Did not see that one. I did not see its claws. Droid: 30 points
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:18 am
Darth Daddicus The droid squeezes lemon juice into the fresh wound. Hey, that hurts! Can you be a little bit gentle?! I'm a lady you know!
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floralsnow rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:22 am
Darth Daddicus The droid pokes at the wound with its arc welder. That really hurt! But here you go! I've hacked you're system and uploaded lots of viruses. That should slow you down because you need to delete all of them first or else you'll malfunction bwahahaha Droid's life: 10 points
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