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 Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:20 pm
granted but you get kicked out the house and have nothing to eat but turtle soup.....you get the idea whee
i wish i had money turd to lick
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:51 am
Granted but if you lick it the you will die.
I wish I had a 200 foot tall block of Swiss Cheese! cheese_whine
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:01 am
granted, but i took it and gave it to my kitties biggrin
i wish that my life was interesting
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:21 am
Granted, but your life is so interesting that no one ever gives you any privacy... even in the restroom! twisted
I wish my dog was smarter then she is.
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:56 am
granted, but you didn't specify a she, so you're dog is only a tiny bit smarter than a retarded kid, which caused your dog to become dumber.
I wish that i could cook
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:05 pm
Granted but everything you cook becomes deadly if consumed.
I wish I could play the piano.
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:17 am
granted, but it was stolen
I wish I was a billionaire
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:39 am
granted but it was fake money so you get arrested and spend 47 years in prison and it drives you mad you end up commiting sucide poor you 3nodding
i wish my boobies wernt so big( . )( . )
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:58 am
Granted, but they become so small that no one wants to date you, and you end up spending the rest of your life sitting in the corner of the room cursing. smile
I wish I could write in latin with my left hand and french with my right hand simultaniously.
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:06 am
granted but its so good everyone gets jelious they kill you. idea
i wish i had 10000000000000000 baked potatos
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:25 am
granted but you eat as much as you can at one time and u die smile
I wish I could think of a wish
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:50 am
granted but you did not wish anything
i wish i could commit suicide
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:25 pm
Granted, but after you commit suicide you find out that there is no after life! sad
I wish I could live in Antartica.
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:58 pm
granted, but in the spur of the moment excitement of going to Antartica, you forgot to bring clothes, resulting in a serious case of frost bite.
I wish that every fridge I open has all my favorite foods, and lots of it
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:01 pm
granted but its so good you eat it ALL and explode
i wish i did not have to go to bed in a while gonk
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