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 Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:50 pm
Granted, they're most responsible with you. They make sure you don't do ANYTHING potentially harmful or wrong or wasteful. No more cooking, no more sports, no more internet, young lady (do you know who all uses it?!)! No more fast food, no more eating late, no more candy, no more driving with friends, no more watching television (bad for the brain and eyes), more vegetables, more exercise. . .....
I wish I could read twice as fast as I do now.
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:38 pm
granted but u read .2 words per minute so now its .4 words per minute!
i wish i hadnt bought that monkey
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:26 am
Granted! You didn't buy it... it just followed you home and now it owns your room.
I wish I could teleport.
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:06 am
Granted. But you have no control over it and end up teleporting into a volcano.
I wish I was a skilled swrodsman.
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:04 pm
granted.
But even the most skilled sworsman cannot beat twenty live grenades.
Happy Trails!
I wish there were actual food in the fridge!
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:22 pm
Granted But you're fasting!
I wish i was rich!
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:29 pm
Granted, but your fortune has been stolen from ninjas who seek revenge.
I wish I had something to stop me from being bored right now.
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:07 pm
granted you now have an apple that will last like 5 min and then your bored after
i wish i hadnt bought that BB gun cuz now the monkey keeps shooting me with it
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:37 am
Granted. However, the monkey is smart enough to buy a grenade and throws it at you.... (sorry brain is kinda dead i blame the papers i'm writing)
I wish it was summer already.
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:32 pm
Granted. It is now summer but you have no air conditioning and fans.
I wish we did not have to do speeches at school.
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:57 pm
Granted! Instead of speeches, you have to perform interpretive dances in front of the entire student body. have fun!
I wish my paper was done.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:38 pm
Granted! But now you have to do a speech and perform interpretive dances in front of the entire student body about your paper. biggrin
I wish I could go to the beach right now.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:08 pm
Granted! I really hope you like sand flea infestations followed by tsunamis!
I wish my best friend wasn't mad at me for being in love with her ex-boyfriend.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:26 am
Granted! Now your best friend is mad at you for stealing her boyfriend!
I really wish someone else would do the laundry in this house!
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:21 am
Granted. But they go on such a cleaning spree, they destroy the washer and cover the house in soap bubbles. That, and you can't wash your clothes unless you go to the coin-operated washers.
I wish I can ace this final XHTML assignment...
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