What if?

[American Dreamcatcher]

Then you would be rich, and have even more people driving you crazy.


What if there were no coffee?  

[Aurora Sing]

It wouldn't bother me.

What if I eat all of this hot chinese mustard?  

[BansheeinHades]

You'll turn yellow and be asian.

What if houses didn't have rooftops?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Then we would get rather wet when it rained...

Why is my job so incredibly easy?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

So you can perform better.

What if I ran for president?  

[VOMiTxromancex]

the world would be a better place

what if men had to give birth instead of women?  

[TsumetaiHinote]

Abortion would be a sacrament!

What if I weren't so smart  

[Aurora Sing]

Then you wouldn't be able to hang with us...(I'm glad you're smart!)

What if there was no electricity?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Then batteries would be worth their weight in gold.

Is it going to rain all day?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

No, but it is going to rain all night.

What if I flew an airplane?  

[Breacca]

then flights would be a lot cheaper.

what if we all spoke chinese not english?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Then it would be a lot easier to order chinese food.


What if boats were never invented?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

The pilgrams would have had to swim to the new world

What if the rain never stopped?  

[Aurora Sing]

Check your neighborhood to see if a man is building an arc...offer to bring him 2 of every animal...


What if I had to watch star wars again...  

[VOMiTxromancex]

then you wouldn't be here. you'd be glued to the tv.

what if dogs were purple?